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01.06.21

OUMUAMUA

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No, it isn’t a new Pink Floyd tune, nor was it God hurling a spear (and missing) the earth.  According to a top Harvard astronomer, the strangely shaped intergalatic rock called “Oumuamua”” that tumbled through our solar system back in 2017 was the work of aliens. If so, they could have at least put some blinking lights on the damn thing, or a large hieroglphic-like symbol that could be seen through a decent telescope.  Or what about a cryptic allusion in a Nostradamus quatrain? I mean, the vast majority of terrans need more than just an unusual elongated shape with a hyperbolic trajectory to convince them that ET has set foot in the neighborhood.  Some times I think the aliens don’t get us earthlings at all. By the way, where are the pods?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpwzp/harvards-top-astronomer-believes-aliens-tried-to-contact-us-in-2017

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Reginald Caselli
  • 1/7/21 - 7:42PM

They were probably bummed 'Fear Inoculum' wasn't out yet and kept going

Joel Anthony Whitman
  • 1/7/21 - 6:00PM

Wow! Oumuamua tumbles, orbits with non gravitational acceleration ? Weird.

Marcus Hummel
  • 1/6/21 - 3:25PM

"that it might be a product of an alien technology", aformentioned astronomer is quoted. Too much "Wish You Were Here"? ; )

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