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06.15.22

CRYPTIDS AND FRITOS UNTIL...

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Did you see in the news how a cryptid was trying to break into a zoo in Texas? A ridiculous looking critter coming out of the woodwork hoping to be given three squares served by humans. What’s next – Sasquatch making a case to be included in boxes of endangered animal crackers?  Mothman coming out of retirement to terrorize teens in Skidmore? Boy oh boy, the powers that be will do anything to try and deflect attention away from speedy ‘Tic Tacs’ and the price of a bag of Fritos.  Anyway, that’s not what I intended to post. It was something related to the band, but now I’m drawing a blank. A thousand and one apologies.  Maybe check back later to see if I managed to recall what this important news item was.

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Dawn Boyer
  • 6/16/22 - 8:10AM

Very aware of FrateR OTIS' TACTICS.

Always 1001 steps ahead of the moron.

Always.

😉

Snowy Angel
  • 6/16/22 - 7:49AM

LMAO :) maybe something else will respark your memory about it.. just maybe!!! but otherwise this was news worthy :)

Simon Bennett
  • 6/16/22 - 4:31AM

Come on Blair, tell us!!

O D
  • 6/15/22 - 12:08PM

Don’t be surprised if MC Hammer starts doing Taco Bell commercials again though, lol.

O D
  • 6/15/22 - 9:41AM

Just kick on 4 Non Blondes and say, “Hey, what’s going on?!”

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